February 2012
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The girl sitting next to me in class today was making a to-do list, and naturally I creeped on her, and this is what it said:
weed
dinner
laundry
drinks
Sounds like a perfect night to me.
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That’s funny I’m a virgo. Here’s my virgo coming out again. You’re gonna have to...
– Doug Stanhope (via thesexiestmanonearth)
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motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
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It breaks my heart when I think about what some of my gay friends have gone...
– Krisen Bell
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Comedian Sarah Mowrey!: (Horror) Stories From the... →
sarahmowrey:
(This is a little long but please stick with it.)
I just read this horrifying story about female comic Gaby Dunn being heckled basically to the point of sexual and harassment.
At the end of the post, Dunn says that “I suspect I can’t be the only female comic who’s felt threatened by an…
This is fucking horrible. I’m so sorry you had to go through this shit. People...
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wtf why is the rec barn so popular tonight. is this a beginning-of-the-semester-resolution thing?
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I wonder if this semester is going to keep being a series of punches in the stomach every time I remember that we’re not friends anymore. There’s only so many I can take.
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My high school band went to the White House. →
This is such a joke. Did no one bother to hear them play before they were picked? Because I was in that band for four years, and it was not pretty.
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I just experienced something terrible. I woke up one minute before breakfast ends, and I had to watch the time in which I could have been enjoying all of the breakfast food my little heart desires slip away. What a tragic start to the day.
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