February 24, 2012
"That’s funny I’m a virgo. Here’s my virgo coming out again. You’re gonna have to excuse me, I’m a bit of a perfectionist, it’s because I’m a virgo. No it’s because you’re a douchebag and you’ve been busting my balls all day! It has nothing to do with your astrological sign or some alignment of the stars. It’s because you’re a shit head and it’s time for you to take individual responsibility for who you are. Don’t act like if your parents had fucked a month earlier, you’d be feeding me chili dogs and letting shit slide. You’re an asshole! Be who you are!"

— Doug Stanhope (via thesexiestmanonearth)

(via sarahmowrey)

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