days of wine & roses

Uh yeah can we hit up this teen girl crazy bond AU plz? Gonna...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:45 -0400

Uh yeah can we hit up this teen girl crazy bond AU plz? Gonna need this in my life. Would get along with these kids. We could listen to Haunted together.

buttercreamdicks: Oh god and the way it ends: So this tour will be a bit more Mötley Crüe? [cue...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:36:07 -0400

buttercreamdicks:

Oh god and the way it ends:

So this tour will be a bit more Mötley Crüe?

[cue blank expressions from One Direction so GQ.com explains who Mötley Crüe are, with particular reference to their candid rock confessional The Dirt]

Niall: I can’t wait for that! Can we do one?
Liam: A diary of naughtiness?
Harry: Ours would be more like The Virgin Diaries.
Liam: Porn… without the illustrations.
Louis: Just porn!
Liam: This interview’s gone horribly wrong.

[One Direction’s PR intervenes and starts wrapping up the interview…]

Harry: We’re all adults here. We’ve all seen our share of…
Liam: No, you haven’t! You’re still 17! Shut up!
Louis: I find the whole porn thing quite…
Liam: Derogatory?
Niall: Objectifying?
Harry: I think it’s derogatory.
Liam: It can be a bad influence on youngsters…
Louis: …but sometimes it’s great.
Harry: Sometimes it’s amazing!
Liam: You’re 17, shut up! Louis, you brought this up! We’ve brought this upon ourselves.
Harry: This is going to be a great read.

HARRY STYLES: FEMINIST ICON

LOUIS TOMLINSON: ISN’T WRONG

LIAM PAYNE: DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, DON’T TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD, YOU’RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT PORN IS, GO TO YOUR ROOM, HAROLD, AND DON’T YOU DARE TURN ON THAT COMPUTER

gosh I wonder what it’s like to go through life not repeatedly losing and gaining the same 30...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:00 -0400

gosh I wonder what it’s like to go through life not repeatedly losing and gaining the same 30 pounds every few months lol stable weight what’s that lol body what’s that don’t talk to me about bodies; I’m boycotting them right now

dannerzz: ehhhhh

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:55:44 -0400

dannerzz:

ehhhhh

everythingbutharleyquinn: I wasn’t in such a good mood after...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:50:27 -0400

everythingbutharleyquinn:

I wasn’t in such a good mood after the last couple of days.

You are perfection.

I managed to make it 32 minutes into the series finale of The Office without crying. I’d say...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:37:00 -0400

I managed to make it 32 minutes into the series finale of The Office without crying. I’d say that’s a pretty respectable balance of ambivalence towards this season and dedication to the deep and passionate love my 15-year-old self had for this show.

Edvard Munch - “From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:21:20 -0400

Edvard Munch - “From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them, and that is eternity.”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 05:51:51 -0400

"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:20:33 -0400

“

1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.

2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.

3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.

4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you.

5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.

6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.

7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.

8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment.

9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring.

10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.

Live. Live.

Live.

Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.

”

when people on the west coast are going to bed, you know you’ve been awake too long.

Wed, 15 May 2013 05:13:44 -0400

when people on the west coast are going to bed, you know you’ve been awake too long.

Lovely video about standing up for yourself, having productive...

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:22:56 -0400

Lovely video about standing up for yourself, having productive dialogue, and being confident in your convictions.

Nude heels make me irrationally angry. Nude heels are a symptom of the patriarchy.* Fuck a nude...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:57:02 -0400

Nude heels make me irrationally angry. Nude heels are a symptom of the patriarchy.* Fuck a nude heel. I don’t even wear heels, like, ever, but for fuck’s sake, nude heels? Goddammit.

*This opinion is not grounded in anything but iced coffee and instinct.

This is another option on My Coke Rewards, by the way, because...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:34:14 -0400

This is another option on My Coke Rewards, by the way, because of Caring and Kindness and Charity Politics. You’re really revealing the champion in yourselves, Coke.

(that’s like 12 bottles of soda, by the way)

(which is more than 52 cents last time I checked but hey)

(who knows)

(I don’t drink soda)

This is one of the rewards you can get if you drink...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:28:11 -0400

This is one of the rewards you can get if you drink approximately 6 billion Diet Cokes, which I have confidence Darci has/can/will, but, like, insert joke about how Taylor Swift is the new Diet Coke sponsor and mras in fedoras hate her and probably drink like cherry coke or that weird mountain dew flavor or god forbid pepsi or something, anyway, I’ve had this screenshot sitting on my desktop for days but I can’t think of a joke, so just make up your own about anything, really; I’m sure whatever it is will be good.

I’m all about validating u.

Can’t write because my insides feel wobbly; can’t do finals because my insides feel...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:06 -0400

Can’t write because my insides feel wobbly; can’t do finals because my insides feel wobbly; can’t sleep because my insides feel wobbly; is it possible that my body is losing its form? I haven’t given it much reason to stick around. It could just melt off and become a tree and leave me here, but I would still feel it around me, enfolding, all over, too close.

transbian: inastateofwishing: hermionejg: abinky: thelyonramp...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:51:23 -0400

transbian:

inastateofwishing:

hermionejg:

abinky:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

holy shit this is the best

OH MY GOD

oh I get it it’s funny because girls and boys have different genitalia and genitalia determines gender ha haha ha haa oh wait you’re cissexist and that enforces the patriarchy rather that deconstructing it like you think you’re doing good try tho D+ feminism, I’d say

I think this post is binarist but not
Cissexist. The “either” does not suggest, I do not think, say that certain genitals make you a boy or girl. For example, “this dildo is for a boy or girl.” The only problem I have is that it should be “this dildo is for any one who wants to use it.”

thanks for clarifying/expanding! listen to her, guys

pjcalamity: inastateofwishing: pjcalamity: inastateofwishing: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:03:07 -0400

pjcalamity:

inastateofwishing:

pjcalamity:

inastateofwishing:

hermionejg:

abinky:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

holy shit this is the best

OH MY GOD

oh I get it it’s funny because girls and boys have different genitalia and genitalia determines gender ha haha ha haa oh wait you’re cissexist and that enforces the patriarchy rather that deconstructing it like you think you’re doing good try tho D+ feminism, I’d say

It’s a sex toy joke, Lena.

thx for the input I got that don’t make me yell at you too

I EDITED IT BEFORE YOU REBLOGGED IT BUT COME ON AND YELL, BECAUSE I AM NOT THE PATRIARCHY

YOU ARE LIKE THE ONLY DUDE I DON’T YELL AT THAT’S WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND

(I see your edited post, and I counter with a grade of C-)

pjcalamity: inastateofwishing: hermionejg: abinky: thelyonram...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:58:29 -0400

pjcalamity:

inastateofwishing:

hermionejg:

abinky:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

holy shit this is the best

OH MY GOD

oh I get it it’s funny because girls and boys have different genitalia and genitalia determines gender ha haha ha haa oh wait you’re cissexist and that enforces the patriarchy rather that deconstructing it like you think you’re doing good try tho D+ feminism, I’d say

It’s a sex toy joke, Lena.

thx for the input I got that don’t make me yell at you too

hermionejg: abinky: thelyonrampant: How To Tell If A Toy Is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:47:24 -0400

hermionejg:

abinky:

thelyonrampant:

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

holy shit this is the best

OH MY GOD

oh I get it it’s funny because girls and boys have different genitalia and genitalia determines gender ha haha ha haa oh wait you’re cissexist and that enforces the patriarchy rather that deconstructing it like you think you’re doing good try tho D+ feminism, I’d say

fuckyeahtattoos: The World In Technicolor by Noname at Eternal...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:58:42 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

The World In Technicolor by Noname at Eternal Art in Northport, AL